Ryan Keefer

Hello again. Well the virus that my oldest got is now predictably working its way through our house, first to our youngest, now to this guy, which resulted in us…

Hi there, so having a child with a 103 degree fever at home? Not at all fun! D.C. United finds new GM as it attempts to end playoff drought (WaPo):…

Hi there, sorry for missing last Monday, I was watching the USL League One final between North Carolina FC and Charlotte. Nice little Derby (the Dogwood I'm told) for a…

Hi there, since when is it supposed to be 80 degrees Halloween weekend? I have a sternly worded letter to write! Rooney makes ownership quip in 'fantastic' Martin admission (Daily…

Well I'm recovering from hosting a birthday party for a newly minted seven-year-old, hydrating accordingly! Bruce Arena a candidate for D.C. United coaching vacancy: Sources (Athletic, $): Not sure why…

TFW you thought you scheduled your draft but...apparently not! ‘Living an adult life as a kid’: Washington Spirit’s Trinity Rodman on growing up in year 3 in DC (WTOP): Safe…

(I wrote this before D.C. started playing, so some parts of this *may* be stale despite my updating, but given SBN's dumbassery and subsequent coverage on our end, hopefully the…

Hi there, it's been a whirlwind 36 hours or so for this guy so let's go to the soccer stuff: Recaps of D.C. United's 2-0 win over NYCFC from us,…

Hi there, who's in sole charge of a 2-year-old today at home? This guy! Pray for mojo! Recaps of the Washington Spirit's 2-1 win over the Kansas City Current by…

Hi, well I was at the beach, chasing the kids around and getting sunburnt, such as it is. Also brought the bad weather home, so sorry about that! Recaps of…